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  Words with 2 meanings:

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. 
Male.... Playing football without a cup. 

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. 
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. 
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. 
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. 
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. 
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. 
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. 
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. 
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. 
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. 

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Watch your thoughts; they become words. 
Watch your words; they become actions. 
Watch your actions; they become habits. 
Watch your habits; they become character. 
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Sometimes... 
When you cry... 
No one sees your tears. 

Sometimes...
When you are in pain... 
No one sees your hurt. 

Sometimes... 
When you are worried.. 
No one sees your stress. 

Sometimes... 
When you are happy.. 
No one sees your smile . 

But FART!! Just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!